I didn't know this until I bought this DVD home that it was part three of a trilogy. Maybe that's why I have no freakin idea what's going on in this one. So I looked up the first two parts and this is what I find out we need to know before watching part 3.
Shuta inherits a restaurant named A Lamode from his father. A bunch of hot big breasted waitresses work there. On the side they fight crime. Shuta becomes infatuated with Pudding, who becomes Black Pudding at times. The end.
Shuta is hanging upside down from the ceiling while this being named King Lividoll tempts him with this virtual girl in a game Shuta plays, no doubt a game invented by the Japanese. She comes to life and starts to give him a blowjob. During this, Pudding enters and starts to kick some ass.
Then we get a title sequence. The song is in Japanese and it wasn't subtitled so I have no idea what the song is saying. But I do hear the words "Ohhh eeee...ohhhhh eeeee" a lot.
After that, the narrator catches us up by telling us the restaurant is full of fighting waitress. Or the people inside are fighting the waitresses. Whoever wrote the subtitles must've been dyslexic. Anyway, we find out that whole pre-title sequence was a dream Shuta, often called Manager, had.
He walks by a room where Harue is trying to make a cake. Apparently there's some festival going on and she wants to make something good for it. Shuta spotting Harue's heaving breasts, decides to make it good alright. So he tells her to put her boobs in a thing of silicone (Ironic, huh?) to make a mold, then they can make boobie cakes. So she does so and while she's bent over, Manager feels her up. Well, she tells him to do it, but I think it still qualifies as sexual harassment.
When the silicone molds are done, they proceed to do it and Harue confesses it's her first time. And she has blue pubes. I dunno why, but I think a girl with blue pubes is interesting. I tried to get my girlfriend do dye her's but...
Anyway, after the fuckin' they make the boobie cakes and Manager licks them gingerly. Pudding gets jealous, so she invites him to her house. Manager eagerly accepts.
Shuta arrives and discovers that Pudding and Mama Pudding look exactly alike. I mean, wow, how often does THAT happen, huh? And unless there was some mention of this in the previous two films, I'm a little confused on why Mama Pudding wants Manager to hook up with Pudding so badly. She pretends to be Pudding so he can bang Pudding, but Mama gets all hot and bothered and keeps him for herself. They try to hide this from Pudding. This gets weird cause they're screwing on Pudding's bed while she sleeps on the floor next to them.
So it's the next day and Manager and Pudding are at their booth at the festival and Pudding admits to having feelings for Manager. So they proceed to have sex at the booth. Off to the side, a couple is also having sex. They appear again later, so remember them.
A little while later, the other fighting waitresses appear and wake Manager up. While trying to wake him up he mumbles about Mama Pudding licking his shaft one more time, which pisses Pudding off, so she storms off. When he wakes up one of the waitresses Mizuzu kicks his ass and calls him a bastard. Ahh, flashbacks. Shuta runs off to find Pudding.
She's transformed into Black Pudding, which to put it a lot more simply than the film put it, whenever she's super pissed off about something, she turns into Black Pudding. Think of it has a horny female version of "The Incredible Hulk."
"You wouldn't like me when I get angry..." Pulls out strap-on dildo.
Anyway...
Shuta apologizes to Black Pudding and she said if he truly loves her, he'll make her cum. That's...exactly what she said. So they proceed to boink. In the meantime, that couple that was screwing, turns out the guy was a robot. Ladies, don't ya hate it when the guy you're screwing turns out to be a murderous robot? So the robot attacks and they call Manager, who says he's busy with Pudding, call back later.
Pudding starts to lighten up (literally and figuratively) and they have some of the hardest fuckin' ever put to anime porn. Then she orgasms and what happens next is just mind blowing, but not in an orgasmic way. Ok, she cums and suddenly all the bad guys, including the robot that was attacking, just explode. King Lividoll, upset, accidently self destructs himself. No wonder women are always looking for the best orgasm in the world, it could help fight crime and kill bad guys. I guess I, as an adult male, must do my part. I'll work on that later.
Apparently, all is right in the world and Shuta hooks up with Pudding and they have a happy ending, so to speak.
-Jason
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